Chigai masu!

Columbia daigaku no ichinensei ja arimasen

Ninensei desu.

(The error before was made intentionally so I could later practice my Japanese negation skills...obviously)

It all starts here, I guess

Hajime mashite.
Bryan desu.
Columbia daigaku no ichinensei desu.
Los Angeles kara kimashita

Dozo yoroshiku


The first of many...
We'll see where we all end up.